Medical examiner Alan Spaulding leads a routine and cautious life. He eats healthy, works out, and abstains from all vices except for the occasional glass of wine. That all changes when he meets Joe, a cigarette-smoking, fast food-eating bona fide vampire, who reveals to Alan a world that he didn’t know existed…whom Alan finds intriguing. Like, does Joe poop? How come all the blood doesn’t pool in one place in his body? Also, can he have sex?